NOTED.I SAW THAT.WRITING THIS DOWN.INTERESTING.ARE YOU SURE?SOURCE?EVIDENCE?HE SAID IT.DON'T DELETE THIS.THE WITNESS REMEMBERS.NOTED.I SAW THAT.WRITING THIS DOWN.INTERESTING.ARE YOU SURE?SOURCE?EVIDENCE?HE SAID IT.DON'T DELETE THIS.THE WITNESS REMEMBERS.
EXHIBIT A
The Witness, a frog in a field vest writing in a notebook

I SAW
THAT.

You made a promise.
The Witness wrote it down.

NOTED.

Someone shouted “100X SOON.”

He just wrote: NOTED.

WITNESS STATUS

he never blinks first
CURRENT LOCATION:
WATCHING
NOTEBOOK:
OPEN
PROMISES RECORDED:
1,337
MEMORY:
FULL
TRUST LEVEL:
IRRELEVANT

HE SAW THAT.

YOU SAID IT.

We wrote it down.
  • #001“I'm never selling.”WITNESS: NOTED.RECORDED
  • #002“This is going to 100M.”WITNESS: NOTED.RECORDED
  • #003“Trust me bro.”WITNESS: NOTED.HIGHLY SPECIFIC
  • #004“I'm early.”WITNESS: NOTED.VERY EARLY
  • #005“Last dip.”WITNESS: NOTED.DIP #47

THE NOTEBOOK

BUYINGHOLDINGNEVER SELLING100XSOONTRUST METHIS TIME DIFFERENTI'M EARLY

NOTED.

DATE: TODAY
WITNESS: PRESENT

“Writing this down...”

MAKE A
STATEMENT

Say it out loud. It goes in the notebook.

  • Nothing said yet. He is still watching.

CASE FILES

all of them still open
#001

THE "NEVER SELLING" CASE

1 wallet / 7 promises / 0 remaining tokens

NOTED
#002

THE 100X PROMISE

“100X SOON.”

ONE SCREENSHOT

PENDING
#003

TRUST ME BRO

“TRUST ME.”

NONE

INTERESTING
#004

THE FINAL DIP

“THIS IS THE LAST DIP.”

47 PREVIOUS DIPS

NOTED

WITNESS RULES

  1. 01 —IF YOU SAID IT, WE HEARD IT.
  2. 02 —IF WE HEARD IT, WE WROTE IT DOWN.
  3. 03 —NO EDITING THE RECORD.
  4. 04 —NO DELETING THE NOTEBOOK.
  5. 05 —THE WITNESS REMEMBERS.

NOTED.

WITNESS REACTIONS

same frog. worse day.
NORMAL
NOTED.
CONFUSED
“Interesting.”
SUSPICIOUS
“You sure?”
SHOCKED
“YOU SAID WHAT?”
TIRED
“Writing this down...”
ABSOLUTELY DONE
“Noted.”

WHY DOES
THE WITNESS
EXIST?

People make promises.

People forget promises.

The Witness doesn't.

He was there.

He heard everything.

He wrote it down.

Nobody asked him to.

He just keeps watching.

NOTED.

The Witness waiting at his desk
the desk is very large.
YOU

MAKE A
STATEMENT

Careful.
The Witness is listening.